Emberlyn Slade

Perhaps you’ve found something worth looking at twice. ✨ Hi, I’m Ember: a petite brunette with bright blue eyes, a playful giggle, a curious mind, and a little more trouble than the Girl Next Door packaging might suggest. 😉 I’m an artist, museum lover, and born-and-raised Minnesotan who spends a ridiculous amount of time living out of a suitcase!

I like beautiful things and interesting people. A long dinner somewhere incredible, art, champagne, the spa (I really love the spa 😂), shopping, a day near the water, or wandering somewhere new together... I’m equally happy dressed up in heels for a tasting menu or in sneakers exploring somewhere neither of us has been before. I’m endlessly curious; art, history, architecture, psychology, science, astronomy, astrology, cryptocurrency, travel, and whatever rabbit hole I’ve fallen into that week. 📚

I tend to click especially well with people in STEM, finance, AI, medicine, law, politics, sales, marketing, and consulting ~ although what you do matters much less than whether we actually have something to talk about. I’m more interested in what makes your brain light up than what’s on your business card.

I offer a warm, affectionate GFE and I like dates that actually feel like dates. Dinner is my favorite, but I’m easily persuaded by an exhibit I haven’t seen, something neither of us has tried before, a spa day, or a plane ticket. I have a 3H minimum for new friends, although 4H+ is my preference; shorter introductions can occasionally be accommodated at a premium.

I tour often, offer D/FMTY worldwide, and have a particular weakness for extended dates and little trips together. ✈️ Shy, neurodivergent, inexperienced, or newly single? You’re very welcome here. Come curious, kind, communicative, and with a plan.

Perhaps dinner?

🖤 Ember