Providers Name: Yumi

Contact:- +1 (717) 343-4685 [Tell her from Albert, she’s going to ask]; Ask her for her Telegram handle if you’d prefer that

Let me save you from making the same mistake I made. I got a recommendation from a friend who spoke highly of Yumi, I don’t really have much to say, but I just have to leave a review of her due to how happy she really made me. If you’re coming here expecting a mind-blowing Nuru experience, you need to book ahead to get your code. AND… I'm just glad I got my code before going again, and I didn't let the initial impression of having to pay upfront for the code deny me this awesome experience. Trust me, just walking in randomly is not the move, you’d only get a regular session with that move, I learned the hard way, as I had to go back to do the right thing, which is… getting my code ahead, just to get it right, that if you don’t book your session ahead, you might end up with a session that feels rushed, mechanical, and not even close to what this place is really about discreetly. If you are reaching out to her, let her know you’re from ALBERT before initiating any conversation with her, and for quick response too, it’s very important… After chatting Yumi up and got positive vibes from her just like my friend said, she's always booked cause she's super amazing at what she does. here are things you should know, she wouldn't send nudes if you haven’t had a session with her before, If you haven't decided whether you want to book a session or not don’t bother to message her cause she might begin to ignore you. it was a no walk in due to spa policy and the kind of session I wanted, It’s a bit on the pricey side, but the booking process was smooth, with payment handled easily through Apple Pay or other E-payment choices made available to aid the discreetness of the session which was due to the spa's policy. I got my booking code and session booked and went to the spa again after I tried to walk in the first time only I to be offered a regular, when I got there, I presented my booking code after booking my appointment and getting my code, as given to me by yumi after I booked my appointment and they guided me right in. I was shown to a room, where I undressed and laid on the bed. Just a couple of minutes later, this stunning Asian beauty walked in, looking absolutely gorgeous with an amazing figure; and the moment I saw her, I knew I was in for a treat. As soon as I got into the room she took me to a table shower. She was tender and kind, treated me with so much respect I almost thought we were in a relationship lol. She carefully washed me on the table shower like a baby, I felt like I was going to cry, then moved me to a different room where she asked me to lay on the table while she got completely undressed... FUCK DAMN!!! she has beautiful titties so perfect I was convinced she was a virgin, she was tight! she massaged me from my head to my feet while I was faced down and then she asked me to turn over which I did like she casted a spell on me. I was under her spell lol. She played with my nipples, her hand went down to my almost fully erected D and she added more oil and started to stroke gently while staring straight into my soul through my lustful eyes, she knew what she was doing I promise... she was trying to snatch my soul. She started sucking my nipple while stroking my dick. Next she put my D in her mouth and began to suck like she was made for it, like her life depended on it, within minutes it got sloppy and I was already shaking about to cum then she stopped and said “DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT”... I felt some chills the moment I heard those words from her... she allowed me touch her and play with the perfect set of titties while she did what she did. Then she climped unto the table, slide my D in her and began to give me the ride of my life. Whenever she noticed I was going to cum she'd stop, kiss me and then continue riding after I had calmed down. She made sure I didn't cum until my time was over. That was the longest sex of my life i normally cum within 15min and yumiii made me go an hour of pure sex and I’m pretty sure if she continued with that technique, I would definitely last for 2Hrs or more but she had to stop since I only booked for an hour. And then I had the most trembling orgasm of my entire life and I'm sure the entire building heard me but I didn't care, she just giggled and cleaned me up. She’s highly recommended, but only chat her up if you are really up for the game.

You may also proceed to ask her for her Telegram handle if you’d prefer that for easier booking. Contact her here if interested

Contact: +1 (717) 343-4685

Member Comments

JDPhantom

11-23-2025 01:51:49 AM

Alberto's "review" is a fake. Zentral was always completely legit, and they closed down a couple months ago.

Providers Name: Angel
nothing special here just plain massage friendly staff

Providers Name: Shelly
Excellent legit massage, for those times when you simply want a good, very good, or excellent (depending on the lady) massage. No HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras available, ever. I've been going here for my legit massage needs for a couple years. I recommend it for those times.

Providers Name: Kay
*The system won't let me recommend a non-erotic MP, but I'm still giving the place two thumbs up!*

It was easy enough to make an appointment, just a phone call. I had originally wanted a 7pm appointment, but maybe fifteen minutes after the first call, Zentral called me back and asked if I could come in by 6:30. I told her I'd do the best I could. With the rush hour traffic, the drive was closer to a half hour than the fifteen minutes she said it'd probably be. Zentral was fairly easy to find, and the facilities very clean, comfortable, and professional-looking. Kay, a very cute and very pleasant young woman, as well as my therapist, was sitting behind the reception desk when I got there.

Zentral is completely legit. At the time, it was all I was looking for and it was what I got -- which was great.

Providers Name: Angel
When you are needing a traditional, world-class Swedish, relaxation, thai or similar massage, this place is one of the best in the Twin Cities, period. I have seen Nikki, Bao, Kay, Birdie (no longer here), Lisa (no longer here) and Angel (subject of this review), and they are all talented therapists. Strictly legit, so "eyes wide open" here -- but sometimes that is what I want (and I assume some of others do as well).

Providers Name: Nikki
Sometimes a good massage is all I really want. Nikki is one of the best masseuses in the metro area. No HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras are available but the massage took care of the aches and pains i was having. Her pleasant demeanor, great looks, and smoking body made this a most enjoyable experience.

Providers Name: Bao
Bao gives a very good to great Swedish massage. I fully recommend Zentral if you are looking for a legitimate, high quality massage. I am commenting very positively on Bao, but even though I go to Zentral regularly, I have never had the sense (unfortunately!) that "HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras" are available. Wish they were!! I would love to talk to Hobbiest to learn his secrets.

Providers Name: Bao
A chiropractor owns this building. Also this business.

Providers Name: Nikki
Up stair Next to a Chiropractic next to License building had to walk up about 25 Steps.