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by arnokan

arnokan

11/01/2009 10:22 pm

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Okay, I think I'm ready to go to an MP now, but I've heard there are raids (see the reviews for New OK) recently, and I am a bit too nervous anyway.

I just wonder: Are Table Showers legal (I guess so), and is there any legitimate place in/near Irvine that offers these? I assume Table Showers are legal and not prostitution? (That is: Only being washed by the masseuse, without HE)

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olepapa1

11/02/2009 12:19 pm

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hey wuss!! what makes you think you're ready to visit an MP?? From the looks of your post, you are far from ready.

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tomasia

11/02/2009 04:38 pm

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Just relax and go and have fun, see what happens... Study this board, and hone in on a few AMP's that sound good to you... There are lots of excellent tips on this forum for the first timer.... Plus doing the research is fun. Once you are there, it's usually over in about 40 min, so things happen fast! When the girls pull out their "power moves", you will need everything you got to hang on... We all love the hunt, the new and unexpected...that's half the fun too! But I wouldn't be overly concerned with LE. The girls lock the door, so you do have time to get prepared... Put your pants on, you just finished your massage, and you are on your way out, nothing wrong with that...

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okly

11/05/2009 12:47 am

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olepapa, man you are arrogant. who appointed you judge to decide if someone is ready or not? btw, what is your criteria?

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olepapa1

11/05/2009 08:29 am

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omagoa,
not arrogant, just tired of the posts from the wusses. just read his comment! he is no match for even a novice provider, sounds like a teenager trying to figure out if he's ready to try out sex. the post does no service to the membership who are looking for information on MPs. I travel the country, so I like to use the reviews and forums as a guide to areas I am visiting. Arnokan's post is entirely useless (as was yours).

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mplovers714

06/12/2010 07:27 pm

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olepapa1 wrote:

omagoa,
not arrogant, just tired of the posts from the wusses. just read his comment! he is no match for even a novice provider, sounds like a teenager trying to figure out if he's ready to try out sex. the post does no service to the membership who are looking for information on MPs. I travel the country, so I like to use the reviews and forums as a guide to areas I am visiting. Arnokan's post is entirely useless (as was yours).

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Big Chief

07/16/2010 11:10 pm

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Note that "Table Shower" is now rarely listed as its a clear sign to LE that sex is, literally, on the table. Most places don't advertise at all, but if they do, or if you call and ask, they prefer the term "body scrub." Just ask if they are on the table. Lotsa legit places offer them, quite a few in Upland and one great one in West Covina, Sempre something, where the girls are usually younger, hotter, and do everything but giving a HE (believe me, I've tried!).

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apache2

07/16/2010 11:52 pm

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Big Chief wrote:

Most places don't advertise at all, but if they do, or if you call and ask, they prefer the term "body scrub."

That reminds me, when I used to go to the Head Shop in Anaheim and purchase drug paraphernalia, the term bongs and pipes were changed to tobacco pipes and it was tough getting to know the new terminology

. The old Korean man used to get frustrated, NO, NO, TOBACCO PIPES

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