Well lewey-lewey do tell??? Cuz she only told me that she was from LA and really liked Sacramento so far. So Sir Lewey please tell us a story!!

Ok....Do you want the story about her lesbian friend, or her parents? Do I even have to ask?

Okay Lewey - First story needs to be about her parents just cause that sounds maybe a more likable story. Not sure if I want to her the story about her and her lesbian friend going to town. So start with her parents.

I wanna know about her and her lesbian friend!!

OK....So Tammy tends to talk to me after an always AMAZING finish....Not sure if this is her M.O. with us hobbyists, but I kinda like the downtime conversation during a mellow neck massage after an incredible "UP" TIME (which BTW is rediculously good...TIME you gotta try! TF'ing in multiple positions is included with the full access HJ!). Her dad bailed on the family when Tammy was young. After several years with another woman, her dad had a baby with the lady. Shortly thereafter, the lady eventually left Tammy's dad and he showed up on her mom's doorstep with a baby, and Tammy's mom let him back..... She let him in, and then bailed on him! So....men don't take care of kids EVER in Thailand, so dad didn't know what to do. Tammy's brother, or cousin, or some family member was married without kids, so they took the baby as their own. Funny that Tammy asked me "do you have time" the other day, and I was thinking......"I'm laying naked on a table, you are naked.....I have all the time in the world!" while she talks.

Another one......Tammy has a lesbian friend that was dating another girl that squirts. The girl broke up with Tammy's friend because she can't squirt and thought that she was faking her "O's" the whole time.

LEWEY you better be careful with Tammy cuz if she starts squirting at you and if it happened to hit you in the eye. You will look like TIME with his squinty eye. Rumors have it that TIME was with AMP and going to town with a little DATY and all of a sudden she let loose with a stream that has marked his eye permanently. So be careful!!!!

FYI.....I have never been close enough to get caught in the eye in several years in this hobby....so I'm safe! I cannot guarantee Tammy's safety nextime I visit, though?

You mean she could look like "TIME" with the squinty eye??? Cuz you became a squirter

A few months away from the hobby....and how close she tends to get for the C-worshipping finish.....Tammy is going to look like Time x 2 with both eyes squinty and glued shut!

....and Tammy has plenty of advise on how to avoid the "boys that look like girls" in Thailand if anybody plans on making a trip.....now THAT was a weird story! Thankfully I haven't really shared anything about myself, so again.....I'm naked, you're naked rubbing my neck....I got a little time for an interesting Tammy story!

Maybe the girl who couldnt squirt should go get a prescription for "Niagra"....

so the fountains will work properly again...


Jus' sayin'....

Getting out of the hospital today...surgery went well. I have to say, after 20yrs in healthcare around hospitals, and nurses.....Sutter Roseville Medical Center has to have on average the best looking group of nurses I have EVER come across! Unfortunately, no nurse fantasies were fulfilled, though.

glad to hear your on the mend , lewey. you didn't get a sponge bath with happy ending no table shower? try kaiser next time. or maybe you have to go back one more visit. so the nurses feel more comfortable with u. make sure your not LE. OH SH*T, I think i have been going to AMPs for too long.

I need to get out more!!!