AMP Do's and Do Fucking Not

Matt78089

07/11/2011 02:41 am

Starting an ongoing list of do's and don'ts for the benefit of all. Hoping there will be a lot of contributions to this list....

Do Not:

1) Tell Providers about this site.
2) Show up at a well reviewed Amp with a dirty asshole and stinking balls and expect good service.

Well, hoping for a lot more contributions gents, I'm tired as fuck n will get at this tomorrow...

Replies

lewey

07/11/2011 03:46 am

No brainer! I don't like stainky bush,so don't provide stainky balls! Why even mention boards? Too easy to get what you want at AMP's without having to justify it!

Time2

07/11/2011 09:53 am

3 - or is this 4, following Lewey!? - If an AMP lady asks if you heard about her on the internet, the correct response is, "No, my friend told me you're wonderful and to come see you!"

And "No, I only saw ad on CL for you..." if it's a brand new place like I've been to a couple of times.

Those were like Rainbow Spa where I was Customer Numbah Wan on first day of biz or that other place I found recently downtown that's upstairs in an office building because on rare occasions like that it simply wouldn't be plausible that someone had told you about it because it's brand stinking new.

That's gonna be the extremely rare occasion, though, right, Gents!?

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