Everything we do in life is basically an art that we try to improve upon or make it a talent that no one else can duplicate. At least I do and all my cellmates I used to hang out with.
The art of entering and having fun, scoring and having a great time in a Go Go bar is the goal each time you go out.
Tip #1. The Door Girls are usually cute and they are used to lure the patrons inside the bar. If you are here on a short vacation, don't waste your time trying to land one of them as they are used primarily for advertisement and they most definitely have Thai boyfriends that don't want them banging the tourists. Plus there are plenty of willing horny chicks INSIDE the bar that want to drain you of your wallet and bodily fluids.
If you lived here, then be my guest to persuade them to meet you somewhere for a quickie.
Tip#2. When you enter the bar, walk in like you own the joint with a big smile and be pleasant and even entertaining to the hired help. NEVER give anyone hassle in any bar in Pattaya. They aint worth your time and you can find somewhere else to boost your manly ego. You piss Thai younger people off and they will hurt you without thinking about it.
Tip #3. Walk around the entire bar and act like you are looking for your friend but you are checking out the bar for hot chicks to see if you are going to stay.
Tip #4. If the bar is dead, (only a few girls inside), leave immediately and possibly come back at a later time in the evening.
Tip #5. If the place is hopping, lots of girls and guys having a great time, good music, this is the bar to stay for at least one drink.
Tip #6. Sit where YOU want to sit and not where the mamasans tell you to sit but be polite as you smile and keep walking around until you spot some honey on stage or walking around in the bar, or she will be hanging out with the other bar girls on some sofas.
Tip #7. Its always better to take a girl for short time of long time when she has picked YOU out by smiling at you from the stage or where she is sitting. It could mean that she sees something that she likes about you and she will let you know it by flirting with you. Alot of the times it will be some ugly chick that can't get a guy to look at HER so she does her own hunting.
Tip #8. If an ugly chick sits down next to you and she immediately asks you to buy her a drink, just turn the other way and ignore her. This is more polite than trying to tell her verbally that she is a dog. The ugly chicks KNOW they are ugly but they never give up.
Tip #9. If you see a girl you like on stage or in the crowd, ask the mamasan to get the girl over to your seat for you and tip the mamasan any where from 20bht up.
Tip #10. When the girl comes over to your seat, talk to her for awhile until you get the feeling that there is some chemistry. If she doesn't ask you to buy her a drink in the first 10 minutes it may tell you that she like your company and she is waiting to see how much of a big heart you have by offering HER a drink first. Thai girls, especially in bars, (well trained by friends and mamasans) are always testing you to see what kind of guy you are.